Katy Perry Gay Advocates

Katy Perry Gay Advocates, Katy Perry, whose entire obnoxious career is one big scripted event, held true to her rehearsed lines while performing at Dos Pueblos High School in Goleta, Calif, her alma mater.

Apparently way back when, she tried hooking up with the star football quarterback Shane Lopes, but he rejected her, and she just happened to spot him in the audience, so she totally got back at his rejecting her by performing the song called “Ur So Gay.” This woman is a nightmare.

“Is that Shane Lopes?” asked Perry upon “spotting” her former crush, WHICH TOTALLY WASN’T A STAGED EVENT AT ALL. “You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up. What’s up now, player. I’m going to dedicate this next one to Shane Lopes everyone.”

And that’s when she delivered “Ur So Gay,” clearly a ringing endorsement of the type of language regularly used in high school against the very community she claims to be an advocate for.

Full story here: queerty
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