Mariah Carey wardrobe malfunction
Two things I wanna say. One, her nipples are really high, and that's awesome for her. Sometimes I feel that mine ... aren't. And we've been trained to think that the perkier, the better, so good on Mariah for keeping things north of the equator.
Secondly, wearing a strapless dress with large breasts is not easy. In fact, it's not really worth it because it doesn't even look that good. When you've got big bazoombas, a strapless gown can make you look like you're just a solid wall of breast. A little lift and separation go a long way, something straplessness can't provide.
And the lack of support on heavy breasts is a recipe for a nip slip -- dresses like Mariah's are pretty much begging for it. And that's fine! I don't care if your nip pops out. I guess it's just something to be conscious of if you're going to rock a tube dress.
Listen, as long as Mariah's nipple doesn't have a slipple on Idol, all's well that ends well.