Unfortunately for this Everett woman on Thanksgiving night, she locked herself in her own car - with her keys in the ignition. While she admittedly was intoxicated (on her own property), she couldn't find out how to get herself out of the car despite having the keys right in front of her.
So, she did what any concerned individual would do when they're involved in this situation (I guess?): she called 9-1-1. Below is the audio of her conversation with Everett dispatchers after being stuck in her car for a good 45 minutes:
