Boy pees on MacBooks, Boy pees $36,000 MacBooks, 11-Year-Old Boy Destroys $36,000 Worth of MacBooks By Peeing on Them, An 11-year-old boy from Pennsylvania was charged after urinating on $36,000 worth of MacBook computers at his school. Police were summoned to Upper Allen Elementary School in Mechanicsburg, Pa., last Wednesday after teachers made the infuriating discovery that the kid had peed on about 30 laptops. Police say the computers, which were sitting in a lonely cart in the school’s hallway, were “damaged beyond repair.”
The boy faces charges of institutional vandalism and criminal mischief, though he wasn’t arrested like a 6-year-old girl in Atlanta was. Police have no motive, and the school is extra pissed because Apple considers the damaged computers occupational health and safety hazards, and refuses to repair them. ke$ha pees street, arrested peeing on alamo,
This kid is in his own league—neither Dennis the Menace nor Bart Simpson would go this hard.