Pippa Middleton Writing a Book on Party
Dear publishers,
This is my treatment for Pippa's Amazing Royal Party Book, my sister the Duchess and her husband the future King of England think that is an amazing title or I know they will when I ask them. Also I did Bunting Studies at Edinburgh. OK, so:
At the wedding Reassure a nervous bride by distracting the guests. While all eyes are on you, she can get on with getting married, my sister the Duchess says she will do this for me one day.
Who shall I ask? In my experience there is no substitute for guests. And royals are no different from the rest of us. Make sure your friends have titles or come from Saudi and everyone will be happy!
Heil Hitler! My royal in-laws love a fancy dress party with an original theme. For example, you could have a Nazi theme?
But what do I wear? For me, red will always be the brightest colour. In royal circles the second rib down is considered quite low enough, thank you! Velcro on your pants will make your dress stick to your bottom.
What about my legs? Simply ask your dancing partner to turn you upside down from time to time.
Buy lots of bunting You can get it from Middleton Party Supplies.
Amazing party games Sardines is a fun game often played by royalty, personally I prefer something more physical.
How do I dance, royal-style? Just stand still while your partner lifts you up and down etc but make sure your dress is stuck on. Come up and see me make me smile is an amazing tune. Harry is an amazing dancer but I am not allowed to say why!
How do I get past the bodyguards? No problem! Appear in a charity fashion show and send HIM an invitation!
Conversation can be fun! But these days it looks quite dated. In royal circles an airborne bread roll is worth a thousand words.
How to say goodbye Never go home with someone whose address is more than two words long.
Source: guardian
