Shortest celebrity marriages
Shortest celebrity marriages. Let’s take a look at people who were “passionate” enough to do the impulse marriage thing and then come to regret it. And hollywood? You’re in the spotlight. So, celebrities, own your mistakes.
Britney Spears and Jason Alexander
Not the Seinfeld guy. But this celebrity marriage lasted just about the blink of an eye. Poor Jason Alexander, trumped by uber-douche Keven Federlein.
Charlie Sheen and Donna Peele
Ah, this mid-nineties marriage definitely doesn’t stay in the consciousness of the public, after the Sheen debacle of 2010.
Lisa Marie Presley and Nicholas Cage
Could be worse. It could be Lisa and Michael Jackson.
Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson
Both marriage lasted less than half a year. Lisa Marie- stick to, I dunno, being am music legacy.
Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman
It goes to show, even peoples in the fifties- COMEDIANS- can’t hold it together for more than 32 days. 32 days, people! I smell a record.
Drew Barrymore and Jeremy Thomas
Oh Drew Barrymore. You should have stuck with those weird midriffs and irrelevant tattoos. Instead, you married a dude for 30 days. Nice work.
Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker
Here’s a marriage that will rival ‘ol Brit-Brits: A fter just six FREAKING HOURS, Acker locked Valentino out of the honeymoon suite. Wow, romantic. Soon after, Valentino gave up and headed home. Still the divorce didn’t offiically occur until 1922. Weirdness.
Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips
Who wants to be married for a week? How about a music legend and an acting legend. Go? Done.
Shannen Doherty and Ashley Hamilton
Shannen really knows how to marry and divorce. Remember Rick Solomon, Paris’ sex tape beau? Yeah, same ex-wife. Hamilton and Doherty were married a whopping 5 months before they realized that they were worthless human beings.
Cher and Gregg Allman
I guess nine days isn’t a charm.
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