Secrets men keep

Secrets men keep

Secrets men keep. I was given an article to read by my girlfriend that was titled, "20 Secrets Men Keep". After reading through the "secrets" this author wrote about, I swore this guy was a chick. NO WAY some of these held up. Now I had to answer the uncomfortable, "do you keep those secrets?" question from my girlfriend. I told her that the article was garbage, and it encouraged me to write the following "20 Secrets Men Keep".

1. We find it adventurous to watch porn, get "it" done, and act like nothing happened; all before you come back from the store.

2. We honestly have no problem sleeping with a girl that we have no intentions to call later.

3. We've ALL tucked "it" between our legs...don't lie.

4. Contrary to popular belief, not one man has ever suffered from premature ejaculation. Women do.

5. Even if we're totally committed to you, we're always going to wonder what it's like to sleep with the hot chick that just walked by.

6. Sometimes we'll use your beauty products.

7. We want you to think we hate chick flicks. This way you'll think we're doing something nice for you when you "make" us watch them. Here's a secret: There's usually always a hot chick in the movie, and yes, we've thought about hittin' that!

8. Your best friend; we've thought about sleeping with her. We've thought about sleeping with all your friends. Your sister too. 

9. We’re a little jealous of our single guy friends because they can sleep with other women. But we also know that they don’t get laid that much anyway, so we’re better off.

10. This one’s gonna sting a little....most of the time we prefer getting head to having sex. 

11. We know you hide the real crap you bought at the store in the trunk. We have a spot too. 

12. We are NOT listening to you when we first get home from work. Give us 30 minutes to chill, please.

13. It breaks our hearts when we make you cry.

14. We don’t forget to put the toilet seat down. It’s fun to hear you bitch about something you have no control over.

15. We actually like when you get dressed up for us. Just make it snappy!

16. We love to see you workout. Love. It.

17. We want stuff to break around the house. We get to fix it and show you we’re men. 

18. Usher sings the truth! We do want a “lady in streets and a freak in the bed.”

19. We help around the house to get sex.

20. We play video games to get away from you. And even though it IS cool to involve yourself, we don’t want you to always want to play with us. 

Source: mancouch